Danny’s Affinities…

Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog

First, I would like to introduce myself. I am Danny the Dog and I live on a boat with my human, Andrew. He’s okay … for a human. But today I want to talk about two of my most favorite things in the world.

I want to tell you about my love of hot dogs—chicken hot dogs in particular. Every morning when I take Andrew out for his walk, after we come back, he’ll give me a hot dog. This is something new in our relationship, but I’m not complaining. The thing is that Andrew is so malleable, I have conned him into giving me a second hot dog.

Allow me to explain. I have it down to single-bark commands. The way it works is that I’ll bark once if I want Andrew to do something for me. If he doesn’t hop to within thirty seconds, I bark again, just…

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2 thoughts on “Danny’s Affinities…

    1. My writing is not “getting better and better.” It is you who has evolved to the point where you are able to recognise my genius. Shakespeare and Steinbeck are close, but there is only one Danny the Dog!!!

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